Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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