Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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