Just mADE A PArabola og urine
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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