You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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