She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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