I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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