i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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