it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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