A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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