I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
