I'm really into asian looking animals
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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