do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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