i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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