found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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