i just identified you from a description of your pipe
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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