ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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