i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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