id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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