Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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