the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Everything about him screamed your future.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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