I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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