Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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