i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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