Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She bit a glass in half.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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