All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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