I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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