no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
operation have a gay friend backfired
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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