No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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