A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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