remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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