And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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