idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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