I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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