David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
40s are totally the cure
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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