The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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