I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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