Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Houston, we have a squirter
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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