kristin has been a bad kristin
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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