i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
