Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Randomize
