just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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