a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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