only if we run a train.
done.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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