White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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