my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
