they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
