I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You may now shotgun with the bride
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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