I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
do herpes really smell.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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