so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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