are you still at the devil's house?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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